Me in two sentences.
- Me: I won't get jealous
- Me: Who's this fucking whore
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”