i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be


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why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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If the purge were real I’d steal a ton of victoria secret bras & panties

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  • me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost


when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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