If the purge were real I’d steal a ton of victoria secret bras & panties

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  • me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost


when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

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tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: maplesuhtori, via hooligan-hideout)


mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds, via vogel-sang)